Thursday 27 February 2014

Losers

Once I swallowed my foot
and it came out the other side
so I swallowed my other foot
and it also came other side.
Then I set off to the local
community hall for the
annual popcorn lookalike
competition. I was devastated
when I spotted my friend Dylan
who'd also managed to swallow
his hands and head.

I cried all the way home.

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