Playdays

The other day I got the bus headed for the city centre,
but the driver turned onto the M8 motorway and drove
us all the way to Legoland Windsor Resort.
It was only after a closer inspection that it emerged
That we'd been driven by all the way by small child
wearing one of those fake moustaches you get in joke shops.
Turns out the lad has done it a number of times,
And is part of a growing trend of busjacking kids
Angry with their parents for deeming a trip
to their Gran's house to be a perfectly adequate holiday.

If you can displace the fact that you're being driven
 Around illegally by an infant who's probably
Never driven before, it's almost worth taking
a gamble on a £2 return, because you might end up
Someplace real good for a super cheap fare.

You've got to be careful though, because there was
Once this young chap called Sid Wilson who wanted to
Go to Disneyland Paris, but he'd yet to figure out
the capabilities of his bus, so he just drove it
Straight into the Channel and everyone got really wet.